UnNews: Numbers are not infinite – last one found

A light-hearted article on a mock version of Wikipedia, Uncyclopedia.Wikia.com

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Great Internet Mersenne Prime Search (GIMPS) found … there could be no number larger than that written as a string of 15978189 nines.

Though incredible shock has reverberated around the scientific community like a green shock-jelly, some saw the end of the number story as a tremendous relief. They realised they could move on to something new, have faces clear of facial hair and even venture ‘outside’.