How to use bacon to make your life incredible and amazing

Attach bacon to your hard drive. Every time you download a large file, the smell will be glorious.

In the event of a grizzly bear attack, throw bacon to distract the bear and make your getaway. If your bacon is too precious to throw to a bear, eat it quickly to enjoy a last meal as you are being slaughtered.

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